My BF washed the dog with conditioner! Not shampoo, but conditioner! He said that he didn't know it was conditioner and that the bottle looked like shampoo. I asked him whether he noticed that there wasn't a lather of bubbles building up as he "washed" him and he said that he saw bubbles...
The dog's hair is now standing on end.
Conditioner, folks. OK, I'm done.
